4. Eclipse

by Stephenie Meyer (640pgs)
Little, Brown Young Readers 2007

Rating: 4

Edward is back, much to Bella's relief. However, Edward's presence causes a rift between Bella and, her best friend, Jacob. For those just tuning in, Edward and Jacob, by virtue of their very natures, don't like each other and, on top of that, are both in love with the same girl.

Despite the supernatural elements, Eclipse is primarily a romance. Meyer's characters continue to be realistic and interesting. The love triangle between Edward, Bella, and Jacob is handled masterfully. Even though, as a reader, I was aware of where the story was headed, following the path of discovery with the characters was both fascinating and enjoyable instead of irritating. The one complaint I have is that it seems that this is likely the end of this series and I am loath to say good bye to these characters.

Recommened as a continuation of Twilight and New Moon. Appropriate for most school settings.

3. New Moon

by Stephenie Meyer (563 pgs)
Little, Brown, and Co. 2006

Rating: 4

Edward and Bella are the perfect couple. You know, the one that was so happy it made you want to gag. Everything is perfect for them, except Edward is a vampire and Bella's blood smells powerfully yummy. Beyond that though, despite best intentions, Edward's vampire family also is having a hard time with keeping their base instincts under control. Edward's protectiveness leads him to leave Bella for her own safety, and Bella falls apart.

Sequel to Twilight, Meyer lost none of her believability or characterization skill. The plot rambles a bit and probably could be condensed a little, but the New Moon was still, overall, a highly enjoyable read. Meyer's development of formerly minor characters was masterful.

Recommended to anyone who enjoyed Twilight. Appropriate for most school settings

2. Twilight

by Stephenie Meyer (498 pgs)
Little, Brown, and Company 2005
Rating: 5

Bella Swan, daughter of Chief Charlie Swan, made the difficult decision to forsake her beloved Phoenix sun and move in with her dad. Unfortunately, Chief Swan lives in the rainiest place in the country: Forks, Washington. Forks is a very small town and Bella, as a fairly attractive girl, quickly makes a whole host of friends, including the enigmatic Edward Cullens. All the Cullens are a little strange: pale, aloof, good at everything. Edward, however, seems to quickly flip between fascination of Bella and hatred.

The writing style was clear and engaging. Meyer's true strength is in her characterizations. Her characters are brilliantly painted and distinct from each other. Despite the fantastical nature of the subject matter, the characters and events feel real and a swoon-worthy love story doesn't hurt any.

Recommend to a broad female audience and anyone who got hung up on Buffy. Appropriate for most school settings.

1. The Fire Within

by Chris D'Lacey (340 pgs)

Scholastic Books, 2001

Rating: 4

David, a college student, rents a room from a single mother, Liz, and her daughter, Lucy. The only requirements are that he be neat and quiet. Oh! He must also 'not mind dragons.' The dragons, as it turns out, are actually a collection of clay figurines that Liz makes and sells at craft fairs. They are everywhere and she makes David a special dragon of his very own. Lucy draws David into her obsession with the local squirrels and David slowly begins to realize that there's something very strange about these clay dragons and their keepers.

The reading level is pretty simple with a few challenging words thrown in regularly. The overall tone is not particularly childish. This is an engaging story that is well written. The points that are confusing are obviously meant to be confusing. The fantasy elements are presented well and subtly.

Recommended to adults as a quick read and to most young adults.

Index 2008

December's Book Menu

1. Fire Within by Chris D'Lacey
2. Twilight by Stephanie Meyer
3. New Moon by Stephanie Meyer
4. Eclipse by Stephanie Meyer

2008 Plan

Here we go again. :) Now that I have things in more of a semblance of order I'm going to try to revive this. Here are the new rules.

1. shooting for 200 books again.

2. 50-75 Young Adult or Teen books
Being an English teacher, I'm finding I need to brush up on some of what 'these kids, read these days'

3. At least 10% Non Fiction

4. At least 10% books written in the last 5 years so copy right date of at least 2003

Books can qualify for multiple categories so it's not as bad as it seems. For example, a YA book on the history of science fiction published in 2006 would qualify for 3 of the categories.

so wish me luck ;)

Blind Commentary

Ok. I admit it. Work kicked my ever-loving ass and I'm not sure I'm past the worst yet. I'm truly sorry to all of you who used to check this blog on a regular basis. Despair not, the plan is to start back up either in November or on New Years. It depends greatly on the amount of time on my hands this weekend. In any case. Sorry!

22. The Time Machine

by H.G. Wells (120 pgs)

Rating: 3

The time traveller travels into the distant future and returns to recount his experiences to his astonished friends after a dinner party. His tale is of a dichotomous society degenerating as a result of an inherent imbalance. As proof, he has only a couple of crumpled flowers and a few scars on his hands. Touching at times, and stereotypical of works written in the same period, The Time Machine is a intellectual musing of the distant future of man kind.



It's a fast read and probably deserves its status as a science fiction classic. The commentary on human nature and where Well's sees it leading us is interesting although I don't necessarily agree with his conclusion. The themes make it apparent that it is coming out of the onset of the industrial age.

Generally recommended. It's short and it's a classic...what do you have to lose?

21. The New Complete Joy of Home Brewing 2nd ed. (NF)

By Charles Papazian (398 pgs)



Rating: 4


Everything you need to get started brewing beer at home, well almost everything. You still need a huge brew pot and a great big bucket, as well as a number of other sundry items, but certainly everything you need to know to start brewing. The second edition is split into three sections: Beginner, Intermediate, and Advanced. The beginner section runs the reader through the brewing of a very basic beer. The intermediate section gets into the 'whys' of how the process works and includes more involved recipes. The advanced section...is scary ;)

The New Complete Joy of Home Brewing is a reasonably well written manual. There are a couple of details that could use a bit more treatment but the information is all there if one looks for it. The third edition came out a couple of years ago and I suspect that many of the unclear details were resolved in that edition.

Recommended to beer lovers even if you'd never attempt to brew beer yourself.

May and June list....April just didn't happen.

Well, I suppose its obvious there's been a melt down. I'm about 12 reviews behind (give or take) and I'm just generally behind on my reading. So I'm going to focus on catching up on my reviews. This list is going to get added to as I go to increase flexibility. I've decided that I have no interest in reading any more dune books, so the last one has been permenantly dropped from the list. Also, since the new harry potter is about to come out I've decided to reread them all again. Deep breath.....here we go.

1. M.Y.T.H. Inc. Link by Robert Asprin
2. Myth-Nomers and Im-Pervections by Robert Asprin
3. M.Y.T.H. Inc. In Action by Robert Asprin
4. Sweet Myth-tery of Life by Robert Asprin
5. Myth-ion Improbable by Robert Asprin
6. Something M.Y.T.H. Inc. by Robert Asprin
7. Stranger In A Strange Land by Robert Heinlein
8. Empress Orchid by Anchee Min
9. A Dirty Job: A Novel by Christopher Moore
10. Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
11. The Big Over Easy by Jasper Fforde
12. Night by Elie Wiesel (NF)
13. The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
14. Shalimar the Clown by Salman Rushdie
15. Cookwise by Shirley Corriher (NF)
16. Wicca by Peter Cunningham (NF)
17. Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
18. About a Boy by Nick Hornby
19. On Beauty by Zadie Smith
20. Boyd: The Fighter Pilot Who Changed the Art of War by Robert Coram (NF)
21. The Dispossessed by Ursula K. LeGuin
22. The Day of the Dissonance by Alan Dean Foster
23. Eats Shoots & Leaves: A Zero Tolerance Guide to Punctuation by Lynne Truss (NF)
24. Stardust by Neil Gaiman
25. Harry Potter and the Sorcerors Stone by J.K. Rowling
26. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
27. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
28. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
29. Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix by J.K. Rowling
30. Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince by J.K. Rowling
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20. Middlesex

by Jeffrey Eugenides (544 pgs)

Rating: 4

Cal Stephanides was raised as Calliope for the first 16 years of his life. Cal is a hermaphrodite. No one knew, not even Cal. The novel goes back three generations explaining how this unlikely recessive trait ended up in Cal. It traces his grandparent's flight from Greece, to his parents and their life in Detroit, all the way up to Cal's own childhood and discovery of hi unique physiology.

There are some graphic bits in here, but nothing I would consider offensive. There are parts that are enthralling and there are bits that are draggingly slow. Given the size, it took me a fairly large chunk of time to finish reading this. The characters are extremely well portrayed and the explanation for how some things happened was pretty believable. I had an additional draw in that I was raised in and about the Detroit areas where it was set. The description of the race riots was very interesting for me.

Recommended for people interested in gender identity issues and people who live in Detroit.

19. The Big Over Easy: A Nursery Crime

by Jasper Fforde (400 pgs)

Rating: 4

Jack Spratt, leader of the Nursery Crimes Division, is called to investigate the death of one Mr. Humpty Dumpty. Humpty, found at the base of a wall, is in pieces and it is not immediately clear whether he fell or pushed. For DI Spratt, however, this would be routine case gets more and more complicated as department infighting threatens his career and a looming evaluation by the Guild of Detectives overshadows his every move.

This is not a children's book. This is an important thing to realize if one is to read this book. It's basically crime noir done over with nursery characters. I keep picturing Spratt as a very thin Humphry Bogart. It's pretty silly but the internal cohesiveness of the narrative makes up for it. All in all, I think it's a worthwhile, if somewhat quick, read.

Recommended for lovers of nursery rhymes and people jonesing for a quick read.

March List

Hello everyone. Sorry about being a few days late. I had the flu. No really. The real flu. It's about as much fun as they say it is too. I also didn't get a lot read. The freelancing gig is taking up way much more of my time than I thought it would. Hopefully I should be done within a week or two though so on to March! Lot's of repeaters and a few thrown in just because I know I can knock 'em out quickly and painlessly. I'll role February's books into March's recap.

1. M.Y.T.H. Inc. Link by Robert Asprin
2. Myth-Nomers and Im-Pervections by Robert Asprin
3. M.Y.T.H. Inc. In Action by Robert Asprin
4. Sweet Myth-tery of Life by Robert Asprin
5. Myth-ion Improbable by Robert Asprin
6. Something M.Y.T.H. Inc. by Robert Asprin
7. Cookwise by Shirley Corriher (NF)
8. Wicca by Peter Cunningham (NF)
9. Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
10. About a Boy by Nick Hornby
11. Chapterhouse Dune by Frank Herbert
12. Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
13. On Beauty by Zadie Smith
14. Boyd: The Fighter Pilot Who Changed the Art of War by Robert Coram (NF)
15. The Dispossessed by Ursula K. LeGuin
16. The Day of the Dissonance by Alan Dean Foster
17. Eats Shoots & Leaves: A Zero Tolerance Guide to Punctuation by Lynne Truss (NF)
18. Stranger In A Strange Land by Robert Heinlein
19. Empress Orchid by Anchee Min
20. A Dirty Job: A Novel by Christopher Moore

18. Little Myth Marker

by Robert Asprin (208 pgs)

Rating: 4

We open with Skeeve playing Dragon Poker, a game he has absolutely no understanding of. He should be losing his shirt but somehow he's winning. Not just winning. Beating the pants off of everyone else at the table. He's so good he ends up with Markie, one of his opponents kids and his promise to make good on his loses. Aahz will not be pleased. But Aahz is less pleased to find out there's a character assassin out after Skeeve.

Whatever problems there were with Myth-ing Persons, Little Myth Marker makes up for them. The plot is complicated without being inscrutable. There's marked growth in Skeeve's character and the character interactions become a bit more savvy.

17. Myth-ing Persons

by Robert Asprin (208 pgs)

Rating: 3

Skeeve and Aahz, newly ensconced in a 'humble' dwelling in the Bazaar at Deva have developed a reputation. Skeeve, at least, is learning that there are both pluses and minuses to having one. When three fugitives use Skeeve's back door to make a hasty escape, Aahz and Skeeve find that the Devan business association is holding them personally responsible.

Myth-ing Persons starts out promising but quickly bogs down. I'm not sure exactly why this one doesn't come off as well as the previous books, and I've thought about it quite a bit. It might be a flaw in the setting (Limbo) or it could be that the plot twists didn't fit together as well. On a certain level, I feel that there was a general lack of character development.

Still recommended as a part of the Myth series but I think generally it could be skipped with very little resulting confusion.

16. Hit or Myth

By Robert Asprin (208 pg)

Rating: 4

In many ways Hit or Myth feels like two separate books. The first begins when Aahz leaves with his Nephew Rupert and the King of Possiltum asks Skeeve for a favor. Somehow with Aahz gone, Skeeve must figure out how to deal with an amorous/murderous would be royal bride and the Mob turning up looking for their missing army (Myth Conceptions). In the second book, Aahz is back and discovers Skeeve isn't nearly as dependent on him as he thought. They relocate to the bazaar at Deva only to discover the Mob has also opened shop there and the local business association would like the Great Skeeve to do something about it.

In many ways this is a transition book. The relationships between Skeeve and his friends all change. With the move to Deva, the entire tenor of the series changes. While it's still plenty lighthearted, Skeeve's voice takes on a pensive aspect. There is a great deal of character development in this book and despite its dichotomous nature.

Highly recommended as a book in the Myth series and as a fantasy book in general.

15. Myth Directions

by Robert Asprin

Rating: 4

Tananda, the Trollip, appears out of the blue and whisks Skeeve away to go dimension hopping on a mysterious shopping trip. Skeeve's ecstatic, not only does he get to spend time with the luscious Tananda, he also gets to see new dimensions. Things go a bit awry, though, since Tananda's idea of shopping doesn't necessarily include paying for things. Eventually, Aahz gets involved and that's when the really fun starts.

Myth Directions sees a real smoothing of Asprin's style. I think it is interesting how well he manages to juggle so many characters and still round them out. While the style improves, the plot line itself is weaker than the previous two. It's both disjointed and a little slow. The omnibus edition is so typographically flawed that it aggravates the problem.

Recommended to Myth fans but get a stand alone edition of the book.

14. Myth Conceptions

by Robert Asprin (217 pgs)

Rating: 4

Skeeve and Aahz have set up shop in abandoned inn. Aahz teaches in his surly manner and Skeeve learns. Every thing's going pretty smooth until a courier arrives from Possiltum to summon 'The Great Skeeve' to appear before the court as a potential court magician. This apparently qualifies as a cushy job according to Aahz so they pack up and head out with Buttercup, the war unicorn, and Gleep, the juvenile dragon, in tow. Of course, nothing is ever that simple and Skeeve finds himself fighting a war against a massive army...without Possiltum's military backing him up.

Myth Conceptions is every bit as light as Another Fine Myth but Skeeve starts to pop into three dimensions. Before both he and Aahz were more like paste board caricatures and with this book they've developed into more believable characters. The one major criticism I have is that the resolution of the conflict happens abruptly and feels a little like a cheat. I still enjoyed the book but I found that one point just a tad frustrating.

Recommended as part of the Myth Series and more generally as well.

13. Another Fine Myth

By Robert Asprin (208 pgs)

Rating: 4

Skeeve, native of the dimension Klah, is studying to be a magician...or a thief. He doesn't actually seem to be terribly sure which, but the point becomes moot when his teacher suffers an unexpected crossbow bolt to the chest while incidentally summoning a demon to impress his sneaky apprentice (that's Skeeve) with. Garkin (that's the teacher) manages to deal with the assassin before falling to the ground lifeless. That leaves Skeeve alone in the hut...with a demon. Lucky for him, demon is short for dimensional traveler so he survives although, as the story progresses, I think he sometimes wishes he hadn't.

Another Fine Myth is the opening book in Robert Asprin's Myth series. Aside from few typographical errors that have surfaced in the omnibus edition, this a beautiful quick read. I mean really quick. Like I read it in about two hours kinda quick. This is not serious fiction, but it's light and fun. Worth reading on a whim or just because a pick me up is required. I actually met both Rober Asprin and Phil Foglio(who does all the cover art and illustration inside) they are very interesting guys. Phil reminds me a little of Aahz.

Recommended to fantasy fans and teenagers (lighten up with the angst, yo)

Febuary List

This is indeed a motley assortment of books. I'm a little behind now. I read 12 books in January which means I now need to read 17 books a month for the rest of the year or I can read 21 books this month to catch up. And it's a short month too. ;) A couple of comments about the list: I've included the D&D core rule books because I've started picking up freelancing gigs and need to reread them. I don't plan on reading through the entire D&D cannon on this blog in case anyone's worried. There are also two 'cookbooks' on the list. Generally speaking, I don't think cookbooks count but Cookwise is actually more of a food book with some recipes and this edition of The Joy of Cooking actually is very interesting in the text about how American cuisine has changed in the last 75 years.

1. Cookwise by Shirley Corriher (NF)
2. Wicca by Peter Cunningham (NF)
3. Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
4. About a Boy by Nick Hornby
5. Players Handbook (D&D)
6. Dungeon Master's Guide (D&D)
7. Monster Manual (D&D)
8. Another Fine Myth by Robert Asprin
9. Myth Conceptions by Robert Asprin
10. Myth Directions by Robert Asprin
11. Chapterhouse Dune by Frank Herbert
12. Hit or Myth by Robert Asprin
13. Myth-ing Persons by Robert Asprin
14. Little Myth Marker by Robert Asprin
15. Joy of Cooking 75th Anniversary Addition (NF)
16. Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
17. On Beauty by Zadie Smith

Bonuses:
18. Boyd: The Fighter Pilot Who Changed the Art of War by Robert Coram (NF)
19. The Dispossessed by Ursula K. LeGuin
20. The Day of the Dissonance by Alan Dean Foster
21. Eats Shoots & Leaves: A Zero Tolerance Guide to Punctuation by Lynne Truss (NF)